Been wondering this for a few days now, but...how the hell do these things breed?

[He indicates the pokemon, notably Marshall and Lily the Treeckos, who seem to be snuggling. There's also an egg in front of them.]

I mean, someone must've seen them do it, right? It happens all the time at home. And how do they lay eggs anyway? I mean, that egg is ( Read more... )

[Hello Johto! Today on Barney's blog you are receiving the rarest of all things, a travel entry. Yes, Barney has had an eventful last while what with crazy parties and floods and fourth walls breaking. Barney still isn't sure what to make of that weekend, since he's missing three days and all he can remember is zombies and boobs, but that is beside ( Read more... )

Been a while, hasn't it readers ( Read more... )

Well Readers, another year come and gone. Hard to believe we've reached 2009 already. [yes, it is 2009 for him ( Read more... )

[See Barney. He's hanging around the pokemon center like usual. Not a whole lot to do today, just helping out, hoping to get of Violet soon since the Nurse Joy's been making obvious girlfriend-y like advances and that's not a good thing. Idly he checks the pokegear, and almost drops it in surprise]

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! It's Thanksgiving? Already? ( Read more... )

[ooc: again, slight nsfw]

Been a while, hasn't it readers?

Well, that's because I've been busy. A week in the woods followed by a week in the city. God I hate camping. Getting here was awful, let me tell you. Stupid owls and spiders and god knows what else. I did catch one of those racoon-thingys though. Not to sure what to call it. Any suggestions, ( Read more... )

[ooc:The contents of this post might by nsfw, as yes, Barney is talking about sex. The Nurse he is referring to is Nurse Joy, btw.]

[Everything about this entry reeks of smugness. Barney is pretty proud of himself right now. He also doesn't know that there are kids on the pokegear]

So. Guess who did it with that nurse at the pokemon center?